In The End We Must, I Think,

I Am Full Of Admiration For The Technologists Who Have Developed All Sorts Of Gadgets For The Purpose Of Improving Communications. However, I Believe That All These Fascinating Machines Are Complementary To, And Not Substitutes For, Books And The Printed Word.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

"it Looks As Though It Was Put In By An Indian." He Later Backtracked: "i Meant To Say Cowboys."