In The Event Of War, I'm A

Don't Think Of Death As An Ending. Think Of It As A Really Effective Way Of Cutting Down Your Expenses.

My Success Has Allowed Me To Strike Out With A Higher Class Of Women.

All Literature Is A Footnote To Faust. I Have No Idea What I Mean By That.

I Was A Smart Kid And I Was Not Understood By My Parents.

I've Always Believed That Thoughtful People Don't Really Take The Tabloids Seriously. They're Basically A Form Of Entertainment. I Enjoy Them As Much As The Next New Yorker.