In The Hands Of An Able Cook,

Gluttony Is Mankind's Exclusive Prerogative.

You First Parents Of The Human Race...who Ruined Yourself For An Apple, What Might You Have Done For A Truffled Turkey?

The Most Indispensable Qualification Of A Cook Is Punctuality. The Same Must Be Said Of Guests.

Gourmandise Is An Impassioned, Rational, And Habitual Preference For All Objects Which Flatter The Sense Of Taste.

Those From Whom Nature Has Withheld Taste Invented Trousers.