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The Very Phrase 'oscar Night' Used To Accelerate My Pulse. For One Thing - Dating Myself - It Meant Bob Hope. He Always Had Good, Strong Jokes, That Faultless Delivery, And Always A New Joke About His Own Films' Failure - Once Again - To Be Honored.

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.

I'm Not All That Enthralled By Show Business, And I'm Not That Much Of A Highbrow.

When I Was A Kid In Nebraska, A Cantankerous Farmer, Known For Plinking With His '22 At Passing Cars In Which He Perceived Enemies, Ingeniously Rigged Up A Shotgun In His House, Trained On The Inside Of His Front Door So As To Widely Distribute Any Intruder.

Japanese Is Sort Of A Hobby Of Mine, And I Can Get Around Japan With Ease.