In The Quest To Be Clever, I

You Know I Used To Be The Back Porch Poet With My Book Of Lines, Always Hoping Knowing All The Time, I'm Probably Never Gonna Find The Perfect Rhyme. . .for Heavier Things

Anybody Who Tells You To Have A Fallback Plan Are People Who Had A Fallback Plan, Didn’t Follow Their Dreams, And Don’t Want You To Either.

I'm Not Really Good At Keeping My Own Secrets. I Can Keep Other People's Secrets Pretty Well. Unless They're Really Good And People Deserve To Hear Them. And I'll Disseminate The Information Accordingly.

I Have Masturbated Myself Out Of Serious Problems In My Life.

I Scientifically Engineer My Music To Be As Accessible As Possible.