In The Recession People Are Going To

If You're Waiting For Someone To Believe In You, You'll Be Waiting Forever. You Must Believe In Yourself.

Women, Unlike Most Men, Are Able To Accept Mystery, Accept Whatever Comes To Them - Even If It's Not Logical.

I Never Read In School. I Got Really Bad Grades-d's And F's And C's In Some Classes, And A's And B's In Other Classes. In The Second Week Of The 11th Grade, I Just Quit. When I Was In School, It Was Really Difficult. Almost Everything I Learned, I Had To Learn By Listening. My Report Cards Always Said That I Was Not Living Up To My Potential.

In The Recession People Are Going To Be Looking Even More At What Movie Stars Are Wearing, As It Provides A Fantasy Outlet.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.