In The Seventies I Was So Scared

The Road To Nowhere Leads To Me.

I Don't Know Who Ozzy Is. I Wake Up A New Person Every Day.

I Don't Want To Change The World, I Don't Want The World To Change Me.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

Won't You Ride My White Horse?