In The Seventies I Was So Scared

We Were Always Told We Were One Step Behind Deep Purple, One Step Behind Led Zeppelin, One Step Behind Everybody. Our Manager Didn't Want To Let Us Know How Popular We Were. It's Only After We Did Ozzfest That People Started Telling Me Stuff. I Thought They Were Taking The Piss. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, "respect."

I Advise That Pregnant Women Do Not Come To My Concerts.

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.

My Philosophy Is If You're Happy Being A Born - Again Christian, If You're Happy Be­ing A Roman Catholic, If You're Happy Being A Jew Or Moslem ... Great!! I'm Happy Being Ozzy.

Black Illusion Is All I Ever See.