In The Theater, As An Actor, You're

I Am A Fierce Patriot, And I Try To Be Outspoken About My Beliefs.

Woke Up This Morning To The Incredible News That I Was Nominated For An Emmy, And A Shower Full Of Dog Poop. Apparently My Dog Is So Excited, She Has Explosive Diarrhea. I Truly Could Not Be More Thankful To The Emmy Voters For Including Me In This Brilliant Company Of Extraordinary Women. Now, If You'll Excuse Me, I Have To Go Clean Up An Enormous Amount Of Dog Poop Out Of My Shower. Yay!

I'd Just Like To See A Role For Women Where Someone Who Isn't Traditionally Attractive Is Not Portraying The Best Friend. You Know, The Character That Only Speaks In Questions. "gee, Are You Gonna Go Out With Him? Do You Think I Look Fat?"

People Seem To Think That You Should Be Willing To Speak To Them Whether They're Jerks Or Not.

You'll Notice My Eyes Have Sort Of Glazed Over.