Income Is The Natural And Rational Gauge

There Would Be Far Fewer Accidents If We Could Only Teach Telephone Poles To Be More Careful.

Physiognomy, N. The Art Of Determining The Character Of Another By The Resemblances And Differences Between His Face And Our Own, Which Is The Standard Of Excellence.

Happiness: An Agreeable Sensation Arising From Contemplating The Misery Of Another.

Hope Is Desire And Expectation Rolled Into One.

Zoology, N. The Science And History Of The Animal Kingdom, Including Its King, The House Fly ("musca Maledicta"). The Father Of Zoology Was Aristotle, As Is Universally Conceded, But The Name Of Its Mother Has Not Come Down To Us.