Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

Society Is Composed Of Slow Christians And Wide-awake Sinners.

Peace Is The Soft And Holy Shadow That Virtue Casts.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

The Truly Innocent Are Those Who Not Only Are Guiltless Themselves But Who Think Others Are.

The More Humble A Man Is Before God The More He Will Be Exalted; The More Humble He Is Before Man, The More He Will Get Rode Roughshod.