Every Time I Do A Movie Where

If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.

Now I'm Starting To Jog. But Every Time I Do Jog I Have 9-1 Pressed Into My Phone, With The Next '1' Ready To Be Launched In Case I Drop.

When My Dad Was Young He Shot Marbles. When I Was Young I Played Marble Madness On My Nintendo Entertainment System.

Teachers Have A Chance To Mold Someone, Inspire Them. I Hope All Teachers Realize That.

Imagine What I Could Have Done In Ten Years. I Could Have Learned To Speak Japanese. I Could Have Played Every Rpg Video Game Ever Created, And If I Spoke Japanese I Could Have Played The Foreign Ones Too! Man, I Could Have Built A Spaceship In My Backyard And Flew It To The Moon And Back, If I Wanted.