Insanity Is Catching.

His Movements Could Be Called Cat-like, Except That He Did Not Stop To Spray Urine Up Against Things.

A Horse's Skull Always Looks Scary, Even If Someone Has Put Lipstick On It.

Most Of The Great Triumphs And Tragedies Of History Are Caused Not By People Being Fundamentally Good Or Fundamentally Evil, But By People Being Fundamentally People.

Ankh-morpork! Pearl Of Cities! This Is Not A Completely Accurate Description, Of Course — It Was Not Round And Shiny — But Even Its Worst Enemies Would Agree That If You Had To Liken Ankh-morpork To Anything, Then It Might As Well Be A Piece Of Rubbish Covered With The Diseased Secretions Of A Dying Mollusc.

What I've Always Said Was, Hang In There, Let Me Write What I Want To Write, And You'll Probably Like It.