Inside, I Was Like: "ha, Suck My

Sweetheart, Wake Up; You've Destroyed The House And I Need You To Suffer For It.

I Know That Even Now, Having Watched Enough Television, You Probably Won't Even Refer To Them As Lepers So As To Spare Their Feelings. You Probably Call Them 'parts-dropping-off Challenged' Or Something.

Which Is Why You Chose To Wear That Delightful Ensemble From The Skank-wear Collection At Hoes-n-thangs?" -tommy

If You Like What You're Reading, I Probably Wrote It.

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