Instead Of Acting In Court, I Decided

There Are 38,000 People Dying Of Hunger Each Day And Most Are Children. And, Being A Celebrity, I Communicate About It As Much As I Can.

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.

Instead Of Acting In Court, I Decided To Act Onstage.

There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One.

Maybe It's Like Becoming One With The Cigar. You Lose Yourself In It; Everything Fades Away: Your Worries, Your Problems, Your Thoughts. They Fade Into The Smoke, And The Cigar And You Are At Peace.