Is It Time For Your Medication Or

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.

I Don't Get Tired Of Playing "margaritaville". It's Paid My Bills For Years.

Whether It's A Letter, Song Lyrics, Part Of A Novel, Or Instructions On How To Fix A Kitchen Sink, It's Writing. You Keep Your Craft Honed, You Acquire The Discipline To Finish Things. You Turn Into A Self-taskmaster.

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.