Is She Crazy, Like It Says On

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.

I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of Stuff.

The More Discovery Channel You Watch, The Less Chance You Have Of Ever Meeting A Woman. Because It Fills Your Head With Odd Facts That Can Come Out At Any Moment. "hello. Did You Know Hitler Was Ticklish? That Sea Otters Have Four Nipples? Wait - Don't Run Away!"

Have You Seen That Magazine Barely Legal? That Means When You Look At It, You're Almost A Pedophile.