Is The Only Lesson Of History To

If You're Going To Walk Through Hell, Keep Going.

It Is No Use Doing What You Like; You Have Got To Like What You Do.

I Had Been Brought Up And Trained To Have The Utmost Contempt For People Who Got Drunk - And I Would Have Liked To Have The Boozing Scholars Of The Universities Wheeled Into Line And Properly Chastised For Their Squalid Misuse Of What I Must Ever Regard As A Gift Of The Gods.

Lenin Was Sent Into Russia By The Germans In The Same Way That You Might Send A Phial Containing A Culture Of Typhoid Or Cholera To Be Poured Into The Water Supply Of A Great City, And It Worked With Amazing Accuracy.

A Lady Came Up To Me One Day And Said 'sir! You Are Drunk', To Which I Replied 'i Am Drunk Today Madam, And Tomorrow I Shall Be Sober But You Will Still Be Ugly.