Is This Place Called Virgins? Well, I

One Question:do You Want To Hang Ten Or Be A Ten?"-massie Block

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.

You Must Be Poor. Why? Cuz Ur Not Making Any Cents!

Is This Place Called Virgins? Well, I Shouldn't Be Here! -nina

Never Slam A Car Door. According To The Westchester Elite, It's A Heinous Crime, As Heartless As Kicking A Puppy.