Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

I Started When I Was 14. I Figured Out That's What I Wanted To Do When I Was 14. Even When I Was Six, I Can Remember People Telling Me, "you're Gonna Be A Comedian," And All This Stuff.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

You Know, Be Able To Do Something Great In Your Life, You're Gonna Have To Realize Your Failures. You're Gonna Have To Embrace Them And Figure Out How To Overcome It.