Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else... 'cause Weed Is A Background Substance. You Know What I Mean, You Can Smoke Some Herb And Still Function. You Ain't Crisp... But You'll Function.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.

I Have Angst In My Life, But I'm Like Anybody. We All Have Angst In Our Lives That We Pick Up And Fidget With And Then We Put Down And Look At Some Other Things That Make Us Feel Good Or Enjoy Our Lives.