Isn't It Weird That I'm Getting All

Is This Chicken What I Have Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna. But It Says Chicken. By The Sea.

I Think Anything Sounds Good With A Southern Accent.

Ah Swear, Ah Will Croak If She Asks Me For A Pair Of Nikes Instead Of Christian Louboutins!

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

I Don't Even Have A Type! I Don't Have A Physical Type. I Have An Emotional Type.