Isn't Television Glamourous?

Don't Work For Fools. It's Not Worth It. Getting Paid Less To Work For People You Like And Believe In Is Much Better For You (and Your Career) In The Long Run.

There Is No Dignity In Television.

Lists Are How I Parse And Manage The World.

The Explosions, Like The Urban Legends, Are A Great Way Of Bringing People In To Watch, Because It's Really Fun, And You Know We're Always Going To Give You A Satisfying Ending.

Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket Fuel Out Of The Fridge!