Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation

My Name Is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege Of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad Was A Bit Of A Communist, Know What I Mean?

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

Honestly, Sometimes I Get Really Fed Up Of My Subconscious - It's Like It's Got A Mind Of Its Own.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'