It Creeps Me Out Sometimes To Think

If You Can Afford...a Computer, You Can Afford To Pay $16 For My...cd.

See I'm A Poet To Some, A Regular Modern Day Shakespeare.

Don't You Wanna Grow Up To Be Just Like Me, I Slap Women And Eat Mushrooms Then Od.

A Lot Of The Problems I Had With Fame I Was Bringing On Myself. A Lot Of Self-loathing, A Lot Of Woe-is-me. Now I'm Learning To See The Positive Side Of Things, Instead Of, Like, 'i Can't Go To Kmart. I Can't Take My Kids To The Haunted House.'

When I Say I'll Murder My Baby's Mother, Maybe I Wanted To But I Didn't. Anybody Who Takes It Literally Is 10 Times Sicker Than I Am.