It Doesn't Matter What Part I Play,

I Did Stand-up. I Loved George Carlin And Steve Martin.

Character Actors Just Pile Up The Credits Because You Work On A Movie For Like A Few Days. It's Not Like I'm The Lead In Everything I Do - Far From It. I'm Not Spending Three Or Four Months On A Picture; I'm Spending Three Or Four Weeks. Sometimes Three Or Four Days.

When I Was A Fireman I Was In A Lot Of Burning Buildings. It Was A Great Job, The Only Job I Ever Had That Compares With The Thrill Of Acting.

I Was Very Surprised That For A While I Could Only Get Cast As Straight. It Was That Way For A Few Years.

Directing Television Is Really Hard - It's So Fast. You Shoot An Hour Show In Seven Days.