It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me

It Doesn't Matter If You're Staying At A Four-star Hotel, You Will Never Have Your Whole Closet With You.

Thank God My Parents Had An Abundance Of Patience.

I Toyed With The Idea Of Pursuing A Career As A Lawyer Just Because I Like To Argue.

I Did Some Artistic Nudes When I Was I 8 With A French-canadian Photographer While I Was Modeling. They Were Beautiful Shots, And They Were Not About Nudity.

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon Until I Realized All The Schooling It Required. I Didn't Like School Very Much So I Had To Come Up With Something Else.