It Felt Natural. That Is What I

It's Painful And It's Messy. But Sometimes You Just Have To Make The Break And Start Again.

I Feel Like The Only Person In The World Who Sees David Beckham Modelling His Swimming Pants On The Cover Of Elle Magazine And Thinks - Oh, How Much Better A Handsome Guy Like You Would Look, David, Without All Those Dumb Ink Stains Stitched Into Your Skin.

A Tattoo Doesn't Make You Look Like An Individual.

Grammar Schools Are Public Schools Without The Sodomy.

I Hate Nassau And The Bahamas. It's One Of Those Places I'd Always Wanted To Visit Since Reading Ian Fleming But It Was Full Of Casinos With Americans In Shorts.