It Gets Harder Every Day To Get

People Think I Rush Around All Day Long Like A Raving Lunatic. I'm Much More Relaxed Than That.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

It's Sad When You See Most Of Your Friends In The Business Gone, Like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They Were Very Dear To Me. You No Longer Have The Chance To Bump Into Them At A Celebrity Do.

Lots Of People Come Up To Me And Call Me Sir Bruce Now. Interviewers Call Me Sir With Every Question, But I Never Make A Point Of Making People Call Me Sir. It Doesn't Matter To Me, Though; It Was A Great Honour To Be Knighted. I'm Very Proud Of It.

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.