It Helps If You Don't Date Other

I Just Graduated From High School, And I Was Working At Blockbuster. Not Only Did I Get Into Movies While I Was There, But I Was Putting Away Boxes And Looking At The Kids On The Covers. It Felt Like Windows Into These Seemingly Perfect Lives.

I Don't Know Anyone Who's Going To See Grind 22 Times In The Theater. My Mom. Some Kid Who Has Short-term Memory Loss And Forgot That He's Seen It.

I Love Movie-making. I'm Interested In Writing And Directing, And I've Dabbled, But I Haven't Done Anything I Care To Brag About. Yet.

I Have A Pretty Lousy Voice.

And In A World Without Heroes, As The Movie Trailer Voice-over Guy Might Say, The Slightly Awkward Can Be Slightly Cool.