It Is A Melancholy Truth That Even

And What About The Cash, My Existence's Jewel?

I Have Been, As The Phrase Is, Liberally Educated, And Am Fit For Nothing.

To Bring Deserving Things Down By Setting Undeserving Things Up Is One Of Its Perverted Delights; And There Is No Playing Fast And Loose With The Truth, In Any Game, Without Growing The Worse For It.

Never Close Your Lips To Those Whom You Have Already Opened Your Heart.

No One Has The Least Regard For The Man; With Them All, He Has Been An Object Of Avoidance, Suspicion, And Aversion; But The Spark Of Life Within Him Is Curiously Separable From Himself Now, And They Have A Deep Interest In It, Probably Because It Is Life, And They Are Living And Must Die.