I Am So Tired Of Rearranging My

Meat Is Dirty. I Wouldn't Touch A Hot Dog Without A Condom On It

Hillary Clinton And Nancy Reagan Have A Lot In Common - They're Both Smarter Than Their Husbands And Both Consulted The Stars For Guidance, Nancy With Astrology And Hillary With Barbra Streisand.

This Is My Question For Conservatives: Don't You Want To Live, Too?

You Can't Pray Away Global Warming, And That's The Difference Between Religious People And Sane People.

Rush Limbaugh, Who Has Made A Career Preaching That Anybody Who Does Drugs Has Got To Go Right To Jail - Do Not Pass Go, No Questions Asked, Right To Jail - Gets Caught Doing Thirty Oxycontin A Day. Thirty Oxycontin?! Do You Have Any Idea How High That Is?! I Don't, And I've Been Pretty High!