It Is Always Safe To Tell People

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A Bore: One Who Knows As Well As You Do What He Is Going To Say Next.

The Soul May Sleep And The Body Still Be Happy, But Only In Youth.

When The Pressures Really Mount, The Neurotic Must Choose: Shall He Have A Good Cry, Or Set Fire To His Neighbor's House?

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.