It Is Always Terrible To Be Told

Just Because Something Is Traditional Is No Reason To Do It, Of Course.

For Beatrice, When We First Met, I Was Lonely, And You Were Pretty. Now I Am Pretty Lonely.

Labor Day Is A Holiday Honoring Those Who Work For A Living. Laborious Day Is A Lesser Known Holiday Honoring Those Who Cannot Stop Talking About Their Work.

The Only Thing He Cares About.

Love Can Smack You Like A Seagull, And Pour All Over Your Feet Like Junk Mail.