It Is An Eternal Truth In The

I Can Only Say The First Thing That Pops Into My Mind Is I Remember, Years Ago, Seeing Kind Of A Has-been Country Singer Working - When I First Moved To Nashville - In A Bar In A Holiday Inn.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.

Bryl-cream, A Little Dab Will Do You.

We Made It Nearly 20 Centuries, A Bunch Of Monkeys With Ph Ds.