It Is Appalling To Make Jesus Out

As A Loyal American And I Think A Patriotic American, No, I Don't Want Sarah Palin To Be President.

When The Tabloids Photograph Me When I'm Out, I Always Say: "you Know What, Folks? I'm Not Married And I'm Not Gay. You Caught Me With A Hot Chick. You Got Me. Take Me To Hot-chick Jail. Did It Again. Guilty."

The Difference Between A Hockey Mom And A Pit Bull: At Some Point, A Pit Bull Does Stop Whining.

If You Believe That The World Is Going To Come To An End - And Perhaps Any Day Now - Does It Not Drain One's Motivation To Improve Life On Earth While We're Here?

Anyone Who Is Elected Mayor Of A Place Called "sin City" Is Allowed To Be A Drunk.