It Is Because Of His Brain That

Most People, It Seems, Think That Robinson Crusoe When He Landed On His Island Had Nothing To Keep Him From Starvation Or Anything Else. As A Matter Of Fact He Had Twelve Raft Loads Of Supplies That He Took Off The Wrecked Ship. He Had As Much Food And Furniture As If He Had Had A Delicatessen Store And Fifth Avenue Outside His Hut.

The Love Bird Is One Hundred Percent Faithful To His Mate-who Is Locked Into The Same Cage.

All Modern Men Are Descended From A Wormlike Creature But It Shows More On Some People.

Galvani Was Mistaken About The Amount Of Electricity In Frogs, But He Had Some Good Ideas, Too, For The Galvanometer Is Named In His Honor, And You Don't Have Galvanometers Named After You Merely For Making A Mistake About A Frog.

Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better Than Is Absolutely Essential.