It Is Better To Be Idle Than

I Generally Have A Real Strong Idea Or A Strong Punchline, And I Just Try To Get To It By Rambling Around, As I Don't Like To Memorize Words.

There Is A Very Prevalent Tenet With Youth, That Good Company Is Every Thing Desirable, And That Bad Is Even Better Than None.

I Would Love To Stay At Snl Forever. But You Can't Stay In The Same Place. People Think You're A Loser.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.

They Say That If You're Afraid Of Homosexuals, It Means That Deep Down Inside You're Actually A Homosexual Yourself. That Worries Me Because I'm Afraid Of Dogs.