It Is Cruelty To Be Humane To

Such Is The Fate Of Simple Bard, On Life's Rough Ocean Luckless Starr'd

At Length His Lonely Cot Appears In View, Beneath The Shelter Of An Aged Tree; Th' Expectant Wee-things, Toddling, Stacher Thro' To Meet Their Dad, Wi' Flichterin Noise An' Glee.

And Let Us Mind, Faint Heart Ne'er Wan A Lady Fair. Wha Does The Utmost That He Can Will Whyles Do Mair.

The Landlord's Laugh Was Ready Chorus.

Prudent, Cautious Self-control Is Wisdom's Root.