It Is Difficult To Single Out One

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

Most Mothers Entering The Labor Market Outside The Home Are Naive. They Stagger Home Each Evening, Holding Mail In Their Teeth, The Cleaning Over Their Arm, A Lamb Chop Defrosting Under Each Armpit, Balancing Two Gallons Of Frozen Milk Between Their Knees, And Expect One Of The Kids To Get The Door.

The Rose Bowl Is The Only Bowl I've Ever Seen That I Didn't Have To Clean.

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.

Who In Their Infinite Wisdom Decreed That Little League Uniforms Be White? Certainly Not A Mother.