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When Two People Decide To Get A Divorce, It Isn't A Sign That They 'don't Understand' One Another, But A Sign That They Have, At Last, Begun To.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

And Verily, A Woman Need Know But One Man Well, In Order To Understand All Men; Whereas A Man May Know All Women And Understand Not One Of Them.