It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

I Mean, I Am Into Nature And Seeing Whales. I Went Whale-watching, And I Was Really Looking Forward To That, But When You See It On Tv And You See Other Programs Do It, You're Seeing Close-ups Of These Massive Creatures, And The Music That's Added Gives You A Certain Feeling.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

It's Just Hassle Of Having Friends And Family An' That.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.