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In Everything Was The Spirit Of Children's Play - Not The Rule-ridden, Time-killing Play Of Adults That Is A Preparation For Death, But The Busy And Credulous Play Of Children That Is A Preparation For Life.

I Must Say I'm Not Very Fond Of Oratory That's So Full Of Energy It Hasn't Any Room For Facts.

Since Dictating The Bible, And Hiring A Perfect Race Of Ministers To Explain It, God Has Never Done Much But Creep Around And Try To Catch Us Disobeying It.

A Man Takes A Drink, The Drink Takes Another, And The Drink Takes The Man.

When Audiences Come To See Us Authors Lecture, It Is Largely In The Hope That We'll Be Funnier To Look At Than To Read.