It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.