It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

We Frequently Hear Of People Dying From Too Much Drinking. That This Happens Is A Matter Of Record. But The Blame Is Always Placed On Whisky. Why This Should Be I Never Could Understand. You Can Die From Drinking Too Much Of Anything - Coffee, Water, Milk, Soft Drinks And All Such Stuff As That. And So As Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing. I Will Make Mine Whisky.

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.