It Is Not True That Sex Degrades

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

Big Comedy Is Good, I Like Things That Are Big, But Good Comedy Has To Be Truthful I Think And Has To Reflect Some Sort Of Reality.

If You Chase Something Too Desperately, It Eludes You.

I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14 Years Younger Than Me: Back Of The Net!