All Right. I'm Corny. But I Think

Everyone Has To Contribute, Or They Become Laborers.

My Business Is Making People, Especially Children, Happy. I Have Dedicated Much Of My Time To A Study Of The Problems Of Children.

I Am Interested In Entertaining People, In Bringing Pleasure, Particularly Laughter, To Others, Rather Than Being Concerned With "expressing" Myself With Obscure Creative Impressions.

For Every Laugh, There Should Be A Tear.

Why Would I Want To Be President? I'm The King Of Disneyland.