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I Think It Is Every Woman's Duty To Make Herself As Attractive As Her Time And Means Permit. After All, There You Are, In Your Person- A Living Symbol Of The Progress Of Art, Science And Imagination. To Be As Attractive As We Can Be Is Almost A Civic Duty; There Are So Many Sad And Ugly Things In The World That I Think Women Should Say To Themselves Humbly, Not With Vanity, 'i Will Try To Be As Pretty As I Can, So That When People Look At Me, They Will Feel Refreshed. I Will Make An Effort To Be Easy On The Eye.'

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.

Art, We Are Told, Is A Criterion Of One's Taste. How Humiliating, Should Our Taste Turn Out To Be Bad. Rather As Though We Were Caught Stark Naked With A Poor Figure.

All The Humiliating, Tragicomic, Heartbreaking Things Happened To Me In My Girlhood, And Nothing Makes Me Happier Than To Realize I Cannot Possibly Relive My Youth.

Among Famous Traitors Of History One Might Mention The Weather.