It May Be A Cliché, But It's

Here In Barcelona, It's The Architects Who Built The Buildings That Made The City Iconic Who Are The Objects Of Admiration - Not A Bunch Of Half-witted Monarchs.

Make No Mistake, Most Women Are Well Aware That They've Never Had It So Good; When They Enter A Spa Or Salon, It Is Purely A Hair/nails Thing, A Prelude To An Evening Of Guilt-free Fun.

It Seems That One Moment I Was This Little Kid Only Caring About Animals And Flowers And Stuff, And Then The Next Minute I Was This Raging Stew Of Hormones. I Don't Know If You've Ever Been A Raging Stew Of Anything, But I Wouldn't Particularly Recommend It.

Grooming Oneself With All The Crazed Compulsion Of An Under-exercised Lab Rat In Order To Hook A Rich Man And Obtain A Lush Lifestyle Makes A Certain (albeit Seedy) Sense.

Fame Is No Sanctuary From The Passing Of Youth... Suicide Is Much Easier And More Acceptable In Hollywood Than Growing Old Gracefully.