It May Be A Cliché, But It's

Transsexualism Is, Basically, Just Another, More Drastic Twist On The Male Menopause.

I Believe, Literally, In The God Of The Old Testament, Whom I Understand As The Lord Of The Jews And The Protestants. I'm A Christian Zionist, As Well As A Christian Feminist And A Christian Socialist.

May I Just Single Out For Salutations, On The "anti-war" Side: Pop Stars For Appeasement, Dancers Against Democracy, Actors For Apathy, Fashionistas For Fascism And Jugglers For Genocide. All Of Them United Under That Flaccid Flag Of Convenience, Show-offs For Saddam.

The Pictures From The First Professional Photo Session That The Young David Beckham Submitted Himself To Are Extraordinary. He Has A Barely Suppressed Smile, As Though He And The Cameraman Are Complicit In The Understanding That This Is Not Yet David Beckham We See And That There Is An Element Of Deceit In Selling The Photographs As Such

One Christmas Build-up Tradition, However, Has Totally Bypassed Me - That Of Going Up To Town And Doing A Show.