It Only Takes A Second To Score

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.

It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

On Occasions I Have Been Big-headed. I Think Most People Are When They Get In The Limelight. I Call Myself Big Head Just To Remind Myself Not To Be.