It Only Takes A Second To Score

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.