It Proves What They Say, Give The

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.