It's A Great Day In America When

It's Good To See People Not Smoking. You Get Dressed Up, And You Smoke, And It Gets In Your Clothes. You Go, 'what Should I Wear Tonight?' 'i Don't Know, Honey, How About Something Menthol?'

I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?

As Latinos, You Want [people] To Come To America - Not Necessarily Latinos, But [anyone Who Wants] To Come Here For A Better Life. That's Kind Of How This Country Was Founded And The History Of This Country.

As Long As You're A Tax Deduction, You'll Always Be Safe In My House.