It's A Great Day In America When

I Have Dogs In My House And Much Like Teenagers At Some Point, They Leave The Parents. Even Though They're In The Same House, They Live Independently. I Think That's How I Live With The Chihuahuas.

I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows. I Thought The First One, Dukes Of Hazzard, Captured White People Perfectly.

We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.

I Had A Very Difficult Childhood. I Was Surrounded By People Who Had Both Parents, Which Made Me Feel Different. Having A Bit Of A Rougher Existence Early On, It Made Me Appreciate The Work Ethic That My Grandparents Instilled In Me.

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.