It's A Lot Of Working Out, You

I Would Sooner Be Prime Minister Of The Moon Than Run Another Marathon. I've Been Really Lucky. I Didn't Have Any Toenails Fall Off Or Anything Disgusting Like That. I Still Have All Three Nipples.

I Don't Necessarily Need 400 Pounds On My Back In The Squat Rack, And Then Take A Picture Of Myself And Send It Out To My Twitter Followers, 'part Of The 400 Pound Club Today.'

I've Always Just Liked Working. I Like Being A Working Actor.

That Was My Earliest Maladaptive Coping Mechanism I Forged When I Was A Kid. I Found That My Fists Weren't Going To Do Any Significant Protective Work For Me, So My Mouth Was It. Making My Father Laugh Was A Way To Control Him.

When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911 Is Really Just Like Calling Dad At Work.